If my Valentine you won't be

Origianlly Posted Feb 2008

If my Valentine you won't be

I'll hang myself from your Christmas tree!

Since Valentines Day is soon approaching I thought I would share with you my favorite romantic movies. Don't worry all you people without someone to love …this blog is for you the most.



Are you crushing on a much, much, much older woman?

Harold and Maude…

is the movie for you…and it's in my top three favorite movies of all time. I love this movie and before I was married if a guy mentioned to me in a conversation that he appreciated this movie he could go straight to third base with me …no problem.

Harold and Maude is the purest form of a love story. It makes me unbelievably happy....did I mention that Cat Stevens provided the entire soundtrack. Each scene of that movie is a work of art as well as a perfect example of symbolism (some of the symbolism I still don't get after watching the movie over 60 times). If you have not watched this movie…watch it …it makes you want to go out and live life to the fullest and buy Cat Stevens Tea for the Tiller man.



Maude: A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they're not dead, really. They're just... backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt, even! Play as well as you can. Go team! GO! Give me an L! Give me an I! Give me a V! Give me an E! L. I. V. E. LIVE! ...Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.



Do you want to hang yourself this Valentines Day?



Splendor in the Grass

This movie tears me to shreds. A couple of years ago for Valentines day I was over at my friends moms house while my friend went on a Valentines date with her boy friend… my friends mom and I watched Splendor in the Grass it was playing on AMC…well as I ate a heart shaped box of chocolate (that my mom bought for me no doubt)…I watched what seemed like was going to be an innocent movie about young love starring a young Warren Beatty and Natalie Woods…well people let me tell you it is not a innocent movie about young love…it s about desperation, heart break, and total complete mental break downs…I love it…ahhh to be young again.

Anyway everyone should watch this movie with a bottle of pepto- bismol because it makes your stomach turn in ways that just aren't right.



--Though nothing can bring back the hour of splendor in the grass, glory in the flower, we will grieve not; rather find strength in what remains behind.—



P.S. Jean how easy is this movie to make into a porn …Splendor in her Ass...they should not make it this easy.



Get you boom box out men…



Say Anything

This movie is pure greatness from beginning to end…I am a believer in the power of a Cameron Crowe movie. I wanted Lloyd Dobler to teach me to drive and stand out in front of my house blaring some Peter Gabriel. It's a movie about getting the girl you want and then having to fight to keep her. My favorite character is the heart broken Corey Flood played by Lilli Taylor because she would write these really mean songs about this guys she was obviously still in love with…"I wrote 63 songs this year. They're all about Joe. And I'm going to sing each and every one of them tonight." ---COREY at the party

Watch it or Watch it again…it rocks.

"I gave here my heart and she gave me a pen"-- Lloyd Dobler



Happy Valentines Day...from everyone favorite love guru!